Ok my husband is to busy to help me so I will have to do this myself. This is the 1st time I have written any thing in face book so we will see how this goes. Since Johnny is making me do this by myself we will pick on him. 1st of all he is a candy ass want to be surfer. Our beach is big wave country, it is not what you usually see on the beer commercials. He lines up at the beach and picks the perfect time to go in. This is usually takes long enough time for you to loose interest or maybe just fall asleep. So he finely goes in and is proud of himself for getting out there where he appears to me to be a bug. Ya, he is proud that he did not fall off. Big deal. Then the waiting starts all over, he has to pick the perfect wave so we have time to get another nap in. Finally he is trying to catch a wave. You have to go before the wave gets there, you have to be going as fast as the wave is so you can catch it. He is missing this concept. He usually lies on his board and is on shore before he is going fast enough.
2nd subject. I thick Johnny is cheating on me. It is hard for me to play a lot of normal board games or card games, so he is always inventing different games. We do a lot of guessing games where I can indicate answers with my foot direction. So the other day he comes up with a new game. I cannot play strip poker, it I to hard for me to hold the cards. So Johnny invents “strip guess how many fingers I am holding up behind my back”. I guess 1 he shows me 2, I guess 2 he shows me 1. Since I am usual only wearing a swim suit bottom and a tankini top the game is over usually quickly. Later that day just before dark the power goes off and he says we should play that game again before it gets dark so you can see what is going on and that I am not cheating, He is bad. Oh he is coming so I have to go. Love bye